Ho jump down, spin around, let's have a party
Look who's back, Stay Away Joe
Chock taw, chick a shaw, going to drink a hardy
Welcome back, Stay Away Joe
Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe oh yeh!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho!
Who keeps turnin' up like a bad penny
Take one guess, Stay Away Joe
Always findin' trouble a-plenty
Oh my yes, I reckon you know
Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe oh yeh!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho!
Ho!
When two lips are right for the pickin'
Who crops up (Stay Away Joe)
I love 'em and leave 'em a-screamin' 'n a-kickin'
Gidde up look at him look at him go
Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe oh yeh!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho!
Hey!